December 2010
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Dec 31st
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NYE
i’m on a farm. my phone’s been dead for four days. i had/have a cold. have blown so many boogers. have slept a lot. have played so much mandolin. have played so much ukulele. have played with so many dogs. killing 2010 into the ground.
Dec 31st
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Thrifty Car Rental
ambrosio: so is your first name the same as your last name? me: no, there’s one letter difference. ambrosio: … me: the ‘k’ and the ‘y,’ they’re the only letters different. ambrosio: why would your parents name you that? me: … ambrosio: that’s weird.
Dec 29th
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Dec 28th
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The Western Bus Has Mad Love
A guy just went from the global oil supply, to de beers’ control of the diamond trade to cantina style tacos you can get 3 for $1.75 you can get “at this spot in San Antonio” in approx 15 blocks.
Dec 28th
Dec 26th
Minneapolis has no idea what it’s doing. 1st Ave is now a two-way street. The bike lane is IN BETWEEN the curb and PARKED CARS. how’d you like to totally die from idiot passengers opening their doors?
Dec 26th
Spicy
The miller family holiday party was bangin. Played some catchphrase. Squeezed some younger cousins. Talked some shit here and there. Mistook uncle shane’s beer for mine. Except that uncle shane’s beer wasn’t beer. Uncle shane’s beer was actually his tobacco spit bottle. The crowd went wild.
Dec 25th
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Grandma's words of wisdom
“she looks like a marshmallow with a belt on.”
Dec 23rd
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Dec 23rd
Grandma
“Oh, there’s a tattoo place- but it looks like they’re selling scooters too.”
Dec 23rd
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Dec 23rd
Dec 23rd
Southwest Airlines is ruling today. Some rando just threw me a bag of skittles. The noise of their tiny selves rattling in the air nearly drowned out the noise of the doo-wop carolers dressed like Tiny Tim and friends.
Dec 21st
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I spy with my little eye a man with his shirt unbuttoned to his belly button. His chest is shaved, if you must know.
Dec 21st
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Murdering 2011 and Beyond
I’m compiling a list of 101 things to do in 1001 days. They include drive an extremely expensive car, record a song with the hypothetical/real band i have with grace: Hamburger Cave, visit brig and collier in NYC and basically win at life. Oh, and pay off some student loans. Which will be hard to do since another task on the list is to buy a button-down from Barneys that has to be AT LEAST...
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Dec 19th
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Dec 17th
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Dec 17th
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Listenjww backs up hotel brotherhood. b-b-back that up.
Dec 17th
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Dec 17th
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Dec 17th
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Dec 15th
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Dec 14th
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Dec 14th
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Dec 14th
Stop, Please.
Purple Rain comes on in the coffee shop and people lose it. Yes, I can hear you whisper-sing/shouting the words from across the room.
Dec 14th
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Dec 14th
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Why do I persist in reading Pitchfork? You know that ish is mad stupes.
Dec 14th
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Dec 14th
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Dec 13th
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The Kids Are All Right
First of all, this blog is amazing. Second of all, if the undergrads featured on this blog are in any way a cross section of young people nation-wide, we should all be very afraid for the future of the U.S. of A. Third of all, follow this ish. shitmystudentswrite: In Heaven’s Gate, after you put on your Nikes, you leave the earth and your body gets abducted by aliens and I don’t really know...
Dec 12th
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Dec 12th
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Dec 11th
Dec 11th
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you dont like comments on tumblr?  no one cares. i want to hear what my aunt nancy has to say whether you like it or not.
Dec 10th
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Dec 10th
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Gotta love the smell of hot urine on the red line.
Dec 9th
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