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High Resolutionetnies stepped their game up. i’m sure zumiez is still cashing in on those less-than-desirable thick-tongued, green and pink-accented, fat-laced, etnies that every lesbian across the upper midwest has worn her whole life to compliment her cargo shorts but, if and when you’re ready to upgrade, ladies, please do.
I present to you the Califas in black and brown. As a midwesterner, I especially appreciate that the tongue is sewn in below and running along the eyelets, meaning that ZERO snow is getting into these betches.
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